Refund Policy
A legal disclaimer
As this company is not a real company, I will not be activating the pay terminals. You should have no need for a refund, as we aren't accepting payments in the first place. However if you feel it necessary, please speak with your local police department and they can further assist you, we likely won't actually receive the money, and you'll need to refer to the company that manages our website design software. We can't possibly issue a refund for money we never received. We do not feel as if it should come out of our pockets, so you'll have to assist in apprehension of whomever actually does have it.
Refund Policy - the basics
If we accept your payments, or if they actually make it to us. I will do my best to provide you with the service offered. Least any expenses are incurred in this attempt, we will refund your money if requested. However if we provide said service, our work is worth compensation and you will not receive a refund. We only offer further assistance.
Payments demanded in tandem with criminal scare tactics
We will use any or every tool at our disposal to put you in jail. We believe it when we say it, I didn't knowingly do anything to harm anyone financially, except those that stalked and terrorized me. So as an American, I have the right to defend myself. Anything you say or do, can and will be used against you.
Payments made in good faith
I love these... I'd actually do everything within my power to ensure you have a satisfactory experience dealing with me.