Terms & Conditions
A legal disclaimer
I will do as I please. The explanations and information provided on this page are only general and high-level explanations and information on how to write your own document of Terms & Conditions. You should not rely on this article as legal advice or as recommendations regarding what you should actually do, because we cannot know in advance what are the specific terms you wish to establish between your business and your customers and visitors. We recommend that you seek legal advice to help you understand and to assist you in the creation of your own Terms & Conditions.
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I will not compensate you for stalking and terrorizing me. This is merely a school project, no real services are offered. Payments should not be enabled, however if for some reason our site builder accepts them, we will not return your money, so long as this does not become a major time consumer and source of duress, we won't pursue legal action against you. We will keep your money, and you can just not have it any longer. We have a zero refunds policy. And any attempts to make my life more difficult than hackers have already made it, will be responded to with any and every option we can come up with to put you in prison. All terms and conditions are subject to change, at any whim, I am a civilian and am not required to establish a consistent and legally bound set of responses to every human being in general. My legal responses, and whether I choose to help you or not, are purely at my own discretion, I may even choose not to help you if I simply don't like the way you talk to me or approach me. I am a human being, not a server, not a company. All future preferences are to helping formally sworn representatives of government entities. I require to see a badge before I will talk to you, least your concern is non volatile and deserving of assistance from my personal impression of you. I have found governmental representatives to be less likely to abuse power and exact pain upon me simply in the name of hate or personal disagreements, which historically tend to be more of a civil, cultural, or social nature than life or death issues. I refuse to cooperate with criminals, or do anything I don't want to, however society's right to pursue happiness is acknowledged.
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None of the people featured in the videos on this page actually work with me, this is just an imaginary company, I just selected videos and used them, I didn't even contact them. They seem like nice people, I might talk to them if I met them, but at this time I'm just trying to finish my degree. If they have videos posted on Youtube they should make money off of your views. Youtube opens with an open sharing license because the content creators get paid by views. I think they're just nice enough to share...
Terms & Conditions - the basics
Building this site, a fictional company, is a requirement of my degree's curriculum. I do not accept outside communications or harassment. I really am not open to offering real services at this time. One would have to be on your best behavior if you choose to contact me instead of an established business within your own jurisdiction. I've received far too much negative attention already, and make no guarantees I will respond kindly if you proceed to gaslight me. In all honesty I prefer to help people when I can manage, but if I feel burdened by how you treated me, I have no problem with contacting the authorities and reporting your choices and actions. Your sense of respect received, is not of my concern, unless I've received respect and professionalism myself. I am very displeased with the attention I've received in years' past, and am free to pursue life, liberty, and happiness, even if that means retaliation through complaints filed with the police regarding any threats or intimidation I receive from any persons other than myself.
Harboring Personal Trauma
A large number of people have made it their business to make my life a living nightmare in recent years. This will likely affect your interactions with me if you act in a certain manner. I am a loose cannon and take no responsibility for the way society has played whack a mole with my head and driven me to madness. In all honesty I do enjoy helping people succeed in life, if you do choose to contact me despite my requests, please be polite and professional. I am not legally bound to any requirement to provide anyone any service. I do reserve the right, if any contacts come from well established companies with plenty of money to actually pay for my service, to request a fair compensation in United States Currency. If said company actually utilizes any input or response received from me, I reserve the right to pursue any legal avenues to acquire financial compensation. I might not enjoy being exploited, I do have every right to refuse to help if people continue to terrorize me and refuse to pay me even a cent after they get what they want from me. However if this hurdle can be overcome in negotiations, it really is kind of entertaining when I can use my schoolings for the benefit of mankind or my friends. After living a life of being the prey of some stalker and group of hackers, we reserve all rights to keep your money and refuse you service. However those whom don't go completely insane on us, we'll do our best to help you. It is a last resort, a fake number for those who can't take a hint or won't take NO for an answer. Leave me the f*** alone if you don't agree. I would rather try and live a life well lived. Try and help people actually enjoy their time on earth. Make things like clean water and healthy living scenarios work. Help others, and myself, recreate and play. It is just a little too common the general population seems to be like gunning for the chance to go straight for the throat with anyone that comes near them...
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If you are a terrorist, if you are excessively domineering or controlling and enjoy making your employees work excessive hours and suffer, if you like to ruin lives, If you are a black hat hacker, etc.... You have no place here. This is a guild for the White Hats.